Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Shut up! And the hat. She's a witch! Oh, ow! It's only a model.
And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. We found them. Well, how'd you become king, then? Well, I got better.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Did you dress her up like this?
I'm not a witch. Shut up! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.
It's only a model. Well, I didn't vote for you. He hasn't got shit all over him. Be quiet!
I'm not a witch. He hasn't got shit all over him. I have to push the pram a lot. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! And the hat. She's a witch! Did you dress her up like this?
I'm not a witch. Who's that then? Shut up! Will you shut up?! We found them. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!
Well, she turned me into a newt. It's only a model. But you are dressed as one… Well, I didn't vote for you. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Well, I didn't vote for you. Well, what do you want? Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Where'd you get the coconuts? It's only a model. A newt? Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
What do you mean? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! And the hat. She's a witch! Well, I got better. I'm not a witch.

Arrested Development

That's why you always leave a note! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer.
What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Guy's a pro. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.'
No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Guy's a pro. I hear the jury's still out on science. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?"
Marry me. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Steve Holt! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish.
Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I care deeply for nature. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.
I care deeply for nature. I'm a monster. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Army had half a day. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I'm afraid I just blue myself.
What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Army had half a day. That's why you always leave a note!
No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. No… but I'd like to be asked! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I care deeply for nature. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.
That's why you always leave a note! Really? Did nothing cancel? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I hear the jury's still out on science. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?"
I care deeply for nature. I care deeply for nature. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Michael!
Well, what do you expect, mother? But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time!

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