Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Shut up! And the hat. She's a witch! Oh, ow! It's only a model.
And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. We found them. Well, how'd you become king, then? Well, I got better.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Did you dress her up like this?
I'm not a witch. Shut up! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.
It's only a model. Well, I didn't vote for you. He hasn't got shit all over him. Be quiet!
I'm not a witch. He hasn't got shit all over him. I have to push the pram a lot. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! And the hat. She's a witch! Did you dress her up like this?
I'm not a witch. Who's that then? Shut up! Will you shut up?! We found them. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!
Well, she turned me into a newt. It's only a model. But you are dressed as one… Well, I didn't vote for you. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Well, I didn't vote for you. Well, what do you want? Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Where'd you get the coconuts? It's only a model. A newt? Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
What do you mean? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! And the hat. She's a witch! Well, I got better. I'm not a witch.

Arrested Development

That's why you always leave a note! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer.
What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Guy's a pro. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.'
No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Guy's a pro. I hear the jury's still out on science. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?"
Marry me. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Steve Holt! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish.
Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I care deeply for nature. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.
I care deeply for nature. I'm a monster. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Army had half a day. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I'm afraid I just blue myself.
What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Army had half a day. That's why you always leave a note!
No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. No… but I'd like to be asked! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I care deeply for nature. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.
That's why you always leave a note! Really? Did nothing cancel? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I hear the jury's still out on science. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?"
I care deeply for nature. I care deeply for nature. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Michael!
Well, what do you expect, mother? But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time!

Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.

Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo.
And then the battle's not so bad? She also liked to shut up! Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Why not indeed! Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.

Oh, I think we should just stay friends.

And then the battle's not so bad? Belligerent and numerous. I love you, buddy! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.

1. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
2. You can see how I lived before I met you.
3. It must be wonderful.

Ooh, name it after me!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! And until then, I can never die? Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Bite my shiny metal ass. A true inspiration for the children.

• Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…
• Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.
• Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Shut up and get to the point! Really?! Large bet on myself in round one. Professor, make a woman out of me.
Of all the friends I've had… you're the first. Hey, whatcha watching? You mean while I'm sleeping in it? Negative, bossy meat creature! I had more, but you go ahead. Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.
My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards. One hundred dollars.
With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! I had more, but you go ahead. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. You know, I was God once. No! Don't jump!
This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Belligerent and numerous. Ooh, name it after me! Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! Noooooo!
Anyone who laughs is a communist! Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV. Ow, my spirit! Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".
Soon enough. Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Bender, we're trying our best. Shinier than yours, meatbag.
But existing is basically all I do! I don't want to be rescued. Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Shinier than yours, meatbag. You don't know how to do any of those. Why did you bring us here?
One hundred dollars. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Do a flip! Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'?

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